Adopt-A-Animal

Ever dreamed of having a farm animal of your own—without all the extra crap...literally? Now you can!
Support our small family homestead by symbolically adopting one of our animals or becoming a Barn Sponsor. It's a fun, meaningful way to connect with the farm, get exclusive updates, and help us care for our quirky, lovable crew.

Chicken Tier

€5.00 per month

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You may not lay eggs, but you’re helping keep the hens happy! For less than the price of a dozen farm-fresh eggs, you’re feeding the flock and fluffing their feathers.

Behind the scenes - Access to raw day in the life videos
Product Sneak Peak - Early access to new products

Horse

€5.00 per month

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Congratulations, you're now nobility—Horse Nobility. Your contribution fuels hay feasts, farrier visits, and lots of majestic trots across our fields.

Behind the scenes - Access to raw day in the life videos
Product Sneak Peak - Early access to new products

Guinea

€5.00 per month

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Our guinea fowl may not be graceful, but they are gloriously weird, loud, and loyal to their flock. By joining this tier, you're helping to feed these feathered sentries and support their noble mission of alerting us to every falling leaf and passing butterfly.

Behind the scenes - Access to raw day in the life videos
Product Sneak Peak - Early access to new products

Barn

€23.50 per month

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You’re helping keep the whole barn humming—from moo to cluck to maa. Your support funds feed, shelter, fencing, and the occasional goat drama mediation.

Behind the scenes - Access to raw day in the life videos
Product Sneak Peak - Early access to new products
Quarterly handwritten postcard from the farm
Shout-outs in livestreams and videos

Tractor

€47.00 per month

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This tier is for the ultimate homestead hero. By joining the Tractor Tier, you're helping us tackle the heavy lifting: tools, fencing, repairs, feed storage, and of course—keeping our trusty tractor fueled and ready.

A handwritten thank-you note (first month only)
Behind the scenes - Access to raw day in the life videos
Product Sneak Peak - Early access to new products
Quarterly handwritten postcard from the farm
Shout-outs in livestreams and videos

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